Today's segment features one of the very first AIM convos I've ever had with Sean Freeman (circa 8/14/04). Very nostalgic. Very transporting.
Scarbledeblack (12:27:35 PM): What is up?
HairyNapalm (12:27:39 PM): not much
HairyNapalm (12:27:42 PM): laundry
Scarbledeblack (12:27:48 PM): ah.
HairyNapalm (12:27:54 PM): having fun?
Scarbledeblack (12:30:47 PM): Yessir.
Scarbledeblack (12:30:50 PM): How'd you know?
HairyNapalm (12:30:57 PM): lucky guess
HairyNapalm (12:31:08 PM): i should win a prize
Scarbledeblack (12:31:41 PM): You get a big pile of my self-congratulation. Congratulations.
HairyNapalm (12:32:05 PM): you put an 's' at the end. correct yourself
Scarbledeblack (12:32:34 PM): I don't do that.
HairyNapalm (12:32:42 PM): makes sense
HairyNapalm (12:34:41 PM): where do you see theentertainers three months from now?
Scarbledeblack (12:34:52 PM): Deleted.
Scarbledeblack (12:34:54 PM): Burned.
Scarbledeblack (12:34:58 PM): Shat upon.
Scarbledeblack (12:35:08 PM): With over 300 members.
HairyNapalm (12:35:19 PM): bonus points for using 'shat'
Scarbledeblack (12:35:29 PM): I hand those out, not you.
Scarbledeblack (12:35:42 PM): I give myself, um... 8.3 bajillionty bonus points.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:01 PM): Yay me.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:33 PM): It will be interesting to see who wins my mod contest.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:41 PM): You're in the running, but you're not in first.
HairyNapalm (12:36:53 PM): oh you mean theres an actual contest?
HairyNapalm (12:37:04 PM): thats lame
HairyNapalm (12:37:14 PM): rules schmules
Scarbledeblack (12:37:15 PM): No, but it's funny to make people think that there is.
HairyNapalm (12:37:19 PM): oh ok
HairyNapalm (12:38:39 PM): whos in first?
Scarbledeblack (12:38:50 PM): Me.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:06 PM): And... Patrick Swayze.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:14 PM): We're tied.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:19 PM): Because he can talk to Whoopi.
HairyNapalm (12:39:25 PM): whats patrick swayze's screen name?
Scarbledeblack (12:39:28 PM): And I consider that a superpower.
HairyNapalm (12:39:33 PM): let me guess
Scarbledeblack (12:39:37 PM): efyiu
HairyNapalm (12:40:17 PM): no his superpower is copping a feel on demi moore in her prime
Scarbledeblack (12:40:31 PM): Nah. I've done that.
HairyNapalm (12:40:37 PM): fiddlesticks
Scarbledeblack (12:41:03 PM): No, she's got a vagina.
Scarbledeblack (12:41:14 PM): I know, it's surprising. I saw GI Jane.
HairyNapalm (12:41:19 PM): i didnt
HairyNapalm (12:41:24 PM): im cool like that
HairyNapalm (12:41:41 PM): i just went to mr skin dot com
Scarbledeblack (12:42:34 PM): http://www.mrskin.com
HairyNapalm (12:42:44 PM): whats that?
HairyNapalm (12:46:11 PM): i think you've jumped the shark
HairyNapalm (12:46:14 PM): dot com
HairyNapalm (12:46:18 PM): dot org
Scarbledeblack (12:47:46 PM): dot fag
Scarbledeblack (12:47:55 PM): http://www.livejournal.fag
Scarbledeblack (12:48:05 PM): I've just had a great idea.
HairyNapalm (12:48:07 PM): register it
Scarbledeblack (12:48:08 PM): :D
HairyNapalm (12:48:09 PM): i know
HairyNapalm (12:48:40 PM): and its all thanks to me
HairyNapalm (12:48:45 PM): your welcome
HairyNapalm (12:48:51 PM): ungrateful bastard
HairyNapalm (12:49:15 PM): ONE A DAY MY EYE
HairyNapalm (12:50:34 PM): WHY EYE OUGHTA
Scarbledeblack (12:51:56 PM): Awta eata bagga cokku.
HairyNapalm (12:52:03 PM): whats the idea?
Scarbledeblack (12:52:17 PM): Are you followin' me?
HairyNapalm (12:52:42 PM): yes, i've managed to get a hold of you ssn so far
HairyNapalm (12:53:05 PM): now all i need is your address
HairyNapalm (12:53:11 PM): address, please
Scarbledeblack (12:53:29 PM): 613-44-2205?
Scarbledeblack (12:53:54 PM): Well I guess that just leaves 4435 Ohio Street
Scarbledeblack (12:54:00 PM): San Diego, Ca
Scarbledeblack (12:54:04 PM): 92116
Scarbledeblack (12:54:09 PM): Apartment 10.
HairyNapalm (12:54:57 PM): i am ted kasinski's reincarnate, just to let you know what kinda action your gonna be gettin in a week or two
HairyNapalm (12:55:08 PM): is ted still alive?
HairyNapalm (12:55:18 PM): if so, my religion is shot
Scarbledeblack (12:55:45 PM): He's in stasis.
Scarbledeblack (12:56:04 PM): They sent him to Jupiter. I guess you could argue that you're the borrowed soul vessel of Ted.
HairyNapalm (12:56:19 PM): thats good enough for me
HairyNapalm (12:56:39 PM): remember
HairyNapalm (12:56:48 PM): ticking packages are your friend
Scarbledeblack (12:57:15 PM): I will attempt to have sex with any ticking packages I might recieve between now and your imminent death.
Scarbledeblack (12:57:20 PM): Or however you spell that.
HairyNapalm (12:58:11 PM): its spelled "sean likes to stomp on nick's hairy love muffins"
HairyNapalm (12:58:46 PM): dont forget the s in sean
HairyNapalm (12:58:50 PM): like last time
HairyNapalm (12:59:12 PM): i had to have a big discussion with your teacher
HairyNapalm (12:59:17 PM): she was not pleased
HairyNapalm (12:59:29 PM): although i did get a free lolipop outta the deal
HairyNapalm (12:59:35 PM): that kicked ass
HairyNapalm (1:00:01 PM): that and i slept with her
HairyNapalm (1:00:20 PM): but the lolipop i found more satisfying
HairyNapalm (1:00:26 PM): not as sticky
HairyNapalm (1:01:10 PM): hey, you know you havent stopped talking since you IMed me?
HairyNapalm (1:01:29 PM): you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle
Scarbledeblack (1:03:26 PM): w
HairyNapalm (1:03:41 PM): i vote yes
Scarbledeblack (1:14:55 PM): Is this the end of our conversation then?
HairyNapalm (1:15:01 PM): no
Scarbledeblack (1:15:03 PM): Because I don't want it to ever stop.
HairyNapalm (1:15:29 PM): i plan on at least three more periods of awkward silence
HairyNapalm (1:15:34 PM): i want to feel at home
HairyNapalm (1:16:12 PM): i guess this is the first one
Scarbledeblack (1:16:24 PM): No, this is just a warm-up silence.
HairyNapalm (1:16:44 PM): why do you always have to disagree with me??
Scarbledeblack (1:16:49 PM): The real silence comes when I ask for your opinion on something and then walk away from the computer, leaving you wondering if your opinion offended me.
Scarbledeblack (1:16:54 PM): I don't.
HairyNapalm (1:16:57 PM): im taking the kids
Scarbledeblack (1:16:58 PM): You're wrong.
Scarbledeblack (1:17:05 PM): I killed them.
HairyNapalm (1:17:17 PM): if i offended you, id be so damn happy
Scarbledeblack (1:17:26 PM): I know. You never will.
HairyNapalm (1:17:49 PM): YOU LOSE. I WONT BE WONDERING AT ALL NOW
Scarbledeblack (1:18:10 PM): Unless I'm lying, which I do frequently
Scarbledeblack (1:18:12 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:14 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): /.
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): /
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:18:33 PM): so there is a chance for my happiness after all
HairyNapalm (1:18:42 PM): i doubt it
Scarbledeblack (1:18:47 PM): soup
HairyNapalm (1:18:49 PM): mhm
HairyNapalm (1:18:57 PM): break me off a piece of that
HairyNapalm (1:20:51 PM): whats your opinion on art?
HairyNapalm (1:20:55 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:56 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:58 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:21:01 PM): +
HairyNapalm (1:21:03 PM): )
HairyNapalm (1:21:08 PM): ~
HairyNapalm (1:21:16 PM): <^>
Scarbledeblack (1:21:26 PM): What?
Scarbledeblack (1:21:31 PM): Art?
HairyNapalm (1:21:44 PM): yeah what do you think of him?
Scarbledeblack (1:21:45 PM): The crotch of these jeans, in the area just left of the zipper where, by complete coincidence, I also happen to rub myself whenever I am bored, has a hole in it through which I can see my Gumbi boxers, which, also coincidentally, has a hole in it in exactly the same spot. That is art.
HairyNapalm (1:22:12 PM): you take things too seriously
Scarbledeblack (1:22:19 PM): Masturbation is art.
Scarbledeblack (1:22:23 PM): So is celebacy.
HairyNapalm (1:22:28 PM): i withdraw the question
HairyNapalm (1:22:31 PM): nevermind
Scarbledeblack (1:22:32 PM): So are Huey, Dewey and Louie.
HairyNapalm (1:22:40 PM): i call him louis
Scarbledeblack (1:22:51 PM): Frenchy, huh?
HairyNapalm (1:22:57 PM): no, just gay
HairyNapalm (1:23:03 PM): actually your right
HairyNapalm (1:23:08 PM): it is frenchy
HairyNapalm (1:23:12 PM): or is it
Scarbledeblack (1:23:26 PM): Frenchie.
HairyNapalm (1:23:27 PM): im in the mood for gumbo all of a sudden
HairyNapalm (1:23:36 PM): frenchie is a piece of ass
Scarbledeblack (1:23:42 PM): Or Frenchoise
HairyNapalm (1:24:10 PM): id stick it to her and her pink hair
Scarbledeblack (1:27:14 PM): http://www.wnbc.com/news/3647539/detail.html
Scarbledeblack (1:27:27 PM): Efyiu isn't in the running, but s/he does make some good points.
HairyNapalm (1:32:55 PM): i think catholicism should get it over with already and become a huge commercial endeavor
HairyNapalm (1:33:25 PM): start advertising on upn
Scarbledeblack (1:33:29 PM): The Mormons are winning THAT game.
HairyNapalm (1:33:46 PM): friendly competition
Scarbledeblack (1:33:47 PM): SHITBURGER
HairyNapalm (1:34:04 PM): sure, they can use that in their marketing
HairyNapalm (1:34:14 PM): i see big success
Scarbledeblack (1:34:15 PM): Made with real Jesus shit.
HairyNapalm (1:34:37 PM): the pope's carcass is the new mascot
HairyNapalm (1:34:41 PM): jesus is so old hat
HairyNapalm (1:34:56 PM): the popes been dead for ten years
HairyNapalm (1:35:04 PM): he just hasnt figured that out yet
Scarbledeblack (1:35:04 PM): Jesus isn't even dead.
HairyNapalm (1:35:14 PM): for serious
Scarbledeblack (1:35:18 PM): He came back to save us from our sins.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:24 PM): By battling Satan.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:27 PM): IN HELL.
HairyNapalm (1:35:32 PM): with battlebots
Scarbledeblack (1:35:37 PM): What a hardass. I'd drink goats blood to that.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:45 PM): Nono, Battletoads.
HairyNapalm (1:36:00 PM): and double dragons
HairyNapalm (1:36:07 PM): kick fuckin ass
Scarbledeblack (1:36:21 PM): AND Three Ninjas.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:26 PM): And the Turtles.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:32 PM): Jesus really didn't do much.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:38 PM): Satan was boned from the start.
HairyNapalm (1:37:08 PM): and splinter can whack some random dude in the corner amidst all the glorious violence
HairyNapalm (1:37:18 PM): with his cane, mind you
Scarbledeblack (1:37:36 PM): His MENTALLY GENERATED cane.
Scarbledeblack (1:37:49 PM): It's made of that shit Yoda's race eats for midichlorian recharges.
Scarbledeblack (1:37:59 PM): God, what a nerd I am.
HairyNapalm (1:38:34 PM): yeah, ill agree
HairyNapalm (1:39:00 PM): yoda doesnt even have a race in the movie
Scarbledeblack (1:39:18 PM): He's a Muppet, fool. Like David Bowie.
Scarbledeblack (1:39:22 PM): And Sting.
HairyNapalm (1:39:35 PM): sting vs jesus
Scarbledeblack (1:39:37 PM): And that chick with the hair.
HairyNapalm (1:39:42 PM): round 1
HairyNapalm (1:39:46 PM): fight!
Scarbledeblack (1:40:17 PM): ...what are they doing? They're ... singing? "Jesus loves the little children?"
Scarbledeblack (1:40:28 PM): What the fuck IS this? KICK SOME ASS JESUS.
Scarbledeblack (1:40:35 PM): STING, YOU PUSSY!
HairyNapalm (1:41:13 PM): everyones a pussy. satan needs to come in and blast some ac/dc to get everyone pumped up
HairyNapalm (1:41:33 PM): satan throwing the horns up
HairyNapalm (1:41:44 PM): that image kicks too much ass
HairyNapalm (1:41:56 PM): i hard to handle, i might shed a tear
HairyNapalm (1:42:04 PM): a tear of joy
Scarbledeblack (1:42:59 PM): I'm picturing that dude from Legend holding both fists up in the "Rock and Roll" gesture with a long Kiss tongue dripping blood, screaming at the audience.
HairyNapalm (1:44:05 PM): that dude from legend had a butt chin, but i was too busy masturbating to that chicks cleavage to really care
HairyNapalm (1:44:22 PM): those were the good old days
HairyNapalm (1:44:33 PM): i think i was 4
HairyNapalm (1:44:51 PM): time flies
Scarbledeblack (1:46:25 PM): There's a danger in masturbating to that movie. The clevage shots were all interspersed with shots of the devil guy eating. Pictures of satan's mouth still give me a boner.
HairyNapalm (1:47:30 PM): oh, chubby by association
HairyNapalm (1:48:16 PM): so if you jerked off in cold showers, youd be fucked
HairyNapalm (1:48:26 PM): i think ive gone crosseyed
HairyNapalm (1:57:43 PM): one down
Scarbledeblack (2:09:26 PM): You're just bound and determined to out-comment me, aren't you?
HairyNapalm (2:09:39 PM): what ever so do you mean?
Scarbledeblack (2:10:36 PM): I will win this game.
HairyNapalm (2:11:25 PM): dont make me sic splinter after you
Scarbledeblack (2:11:57 PM): You wouldn't DARE.
Scarbledeblack (2:12:08 PM): Also, you didn't rise to the challenge of my image-fu match
Scarbledeblack (2:12:10 PM): Loser.
HairyNapalm (2:12:15 PM): fuck that
HairyNapalm (2:12:39 PM): i once saw splinter take down an army of cockroaches
HairyNapalm (2:12:59 PM): i just sit back and enjoy the show now
Scarbledeblack (2:13:11 PM): Those were banana slugs. And that was your sister. And she had sex with them, not fought them.
HairyNapalm (2:13:52 PM): ill just think of the opposite of what you said just now
HairyNapalm (2:14:05 PM): this is hard to do
HairyNapalm (2:14:13 PM): how do you manage?
Scarbledeblack (2:14:28 PM): My older brother having not-sex with inside-out banana slugs.
HairyNapalm (2:14:56 PM): i once had not-sex with a german schoolboy
HairyNapalm (2:15:09 PM): in his little not-gay outfit
HairyNapalm (2:35:47 PM): if you cant win, erase all evidence
HairyNapalm (2:36:03 PM): thats what old nixon used to say
Scarbledeblack (2:37:10 PM): what
Scarbledeblack (2:37:13 PM): Oh, that.
Scarbledeblack (2:37:20 PM): I intended to do that from the beginning.
Scarbledeblack (2:37:29 PM): Why do you think I was commenting so much.
HairyNapalm (2:38:04 PM): thats right, usually you forget how to use the reply to this button
Scarbledeblack (2:39:44 PM): Hey, what was your name again? You told me but I wasn't carign.
Scarbledeblack (2:39:49 PM): *caring
HairyNapalm (2:39:53 PM): hey, wouldnt it be funny to like, delete the community and blame it on LJ abuse?
Scarbledeblack (2:40:18 PM): No, because then I'd have to go around finding NEW people to make me laugh.
HairyNapalm (2:40:36 PM): well, you can undelete it right?
HairyNapalm (2:40:40 PM): afterwards
Scarbledeblack (2:40:51 PM): +-I have no idea. I'm computarded.
HairyNapalm (2:41:13 PM): like that one dude hollywoodphil
HairyNapalm (2:41:35 PM): fuck it
HairyNapalm (2:41:39 PM): lame idea
HairyNapalm (2:41:41 PM): nevermind
Scarbledeblack (2:41:48 PM): No, that was enickmatic I think.
Scarbledeblack (2:41:53 PM): Or it might have been pdanielson
HairyNapalm (2:44:25 PM): or how about this?
HairyNapalm (2:44:29 PM): ban yourself
HairyNapalm (2:44:40 PM): and then blame it on a newly hired mod
Scarbledeblack (2:45:45 PM): There you go.
HairyNapalm (2:46:20 PM): and then declare war on the mod "responsible," followed by spamming and the like
HairyNapalm (2:47:11 PM): you should rename the comm "seans_entertainment"
Scarbledeblack (2:48:14 PM): I fucking wish that were true.
Scarbledeblack (2:48:41 PM): Ok, I've got ashcanprobably, enickmatic...
Scarbledeblack (2:48:43 PM): Who else...
HairyNapalm (2:48:49 PM): myrch
HairyNapalm (2:51:19 PM): it would make no sense not to have him as a mod now, what with you telling him he'd never be a mod
Scarbledeblack (2:51:29 PM): No, he's really never going to be a mod.
HairyNapalm (2:51:32 PM): haha
Scarbledeblack (2:51:49 PM): he tries too hard for the "i'm better than this" vibe.
HairyNapalm (2:53:46 PM): okay, well you did say patrick swayze was in the lead
HairyNapalm (2:55:49 PM): of the fake contest
Scarbledeblack (3:05:07 PM): SUre. Bye.
Scarbledeblack signed off at 3:07:04 PM.
Scarbledeblack signed on at 3:10:19 PM.
HairyNapalm (3:42:53 PM): wtf, youre still on?
Scarbledeblack (3:42:58 PM): Sure.
Scarbledeblack (3:43:01 PM): I just got back.
Scarbledeblack (3:43:05 PM): Go troll.
HairyNapalm (3:43:10 PM): no i just got back
HairyNapalm (3:43:15 PM): i dont troll
Scarbledeblack (3:43:18 PM): Learn.
HairyNapalm (3:43:26 PM): actually i do
HairyNapalm (3:43:31 PM): i was lying
Scarbledeblack (3:43:34 PM): lebinj said you were a cocksmoker.
HairyNapalm (3:43:34 PM): i do that often
HairyNapalm (3:43:52 PM): whos lebinj?
Scarbledeblack (3:44:13 PM): camel_spider
Scarbledeblack (3:44:20 PM): You could text message his phone.
HairyNapalm (3:45:46 PM): so could you
Scarbledeblack (3:47:40 PM): I just did.
HairyNapalm (3:47:48 PM): good
Scarbledeblack (3:48:25 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=camel_spider
HairyNapalm (3:48:39 PM): i know how to fuckin do it
HairyNapalm (3:52:13 PM): how bout i just hack into his computer and fry his harddrive?
Scarbledeblack (3:52:21 PM): yes please!
HairyNapalm (3:52:31 PM): okay, but only after you
HairyNapalm (3:52:56 PM): you know how to hack?
HairyNapalm (3:53:22 PM): Learn.
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