Vito (equivocator) wrote in theentertainers,
Vito
equivocator
theentertainers

Posting old AIM conversations with Sean Freeman

This new segment is called "Posting old AIM conversations with Sean Freeman."

Today's segment features one of the very first AIM convos I've ever had with Sean Freeman (circa 8/14/04). Very nostalgic. Very transporting.


Scarbledeblack (12:27:35 PM): What is up?
HairyNapalm (12:27:39 PM): not much
HairyNapalm (12:27:42 PM): laundry
Scarbledeblack (12:27:48 PM): ah.
HairyNapalm (12:27:54 PM): having fun?
Scarbledeblack (12:30:47 PM): Yessir.
Scarbledeblack (12:30:50 PM): How'd you know?
HairyNapalm (12:30:57 PM): lucky guess
HairyNapalm (12:31:08 PM): i should win a prize
Scarbledeblack (12:31:41 PM): You get a big pile of my self-congratulation. Congratulations.
HairyNapalm (12:32:05 PM): you put an 's' at the end. correct yourself
Scarbledeblack (12:32:34 PM): I don't do that.
HairyNapalm (12:32:42 PM): makes sense
HairyNapalm (12:34:41 PM): where do you see theentertainers three months from now?
Scarbledeblack (12:34:52 PM): Deleted.
Scarbledeblack (12:34:54 PM): Burned.
Scarbledeblack (12:34:58 PM): Shat upon.
Scarbledeblack (12:35:08 PM): With over 300 members.
HairyNapalm (12:35:19 PM): bonus points for using 'shat'
Scarbledeblack (12:35:29 PM): I hand those out, not you.
Scarbledeblack (12:35:42 PM): I give myself, um... 8.3 bajillionty bonus points.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:01 PM): Yay me.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:33 PM): It will be interesting to see who wins my mod contest.
Scarbledeblack (12:36:41 PM): You're in the running, but you're not in first.
HairyNapalm (12:36:53 PM): oh you mean theres an actual contest?
HairyNapalm (12:37:04 PM): thats lame
HairyNapalm (12:37:14 PM): rules schmules
Scarbledeblack (12:37:15 PM): No, but it's funny to make people think that there is.
HairyNapalm (12:37:19 PM): oh ok
HairyNapalm (12:38:39 PM): whos in first?
Scarbledeblack (12:38:50 PM): Me.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:06 PM): And... Patrick Swayze.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:14 PM): We're tied.
Scarbledeblack (12:39:19 PM): Because he can talk to Whoopi.
HairyNapalm (12:39:25 PM): whats patrick swayze's screen name?
Scarbledeblack (12:39:28 PM): And I consider that a superpower.
HairyNapalm (12:39:33 PM): let me guess
Scarbledeblack (12:39:37 PM): efyiu
HairyNapalm (12:40:17 PM): no his superpower is copping a feel on demi moore in her prime
Scarbledeblack (12:40:31 PM): Nah. I've done that.
HairyNapalm (12:40:37 PM): fiddlesticks
Scarbledeblack (12:41:03 PM): No, she's got a vagina.
Scarbledeblack (12:41:14 PM): I know, it's surprising. I saw GI Jane.
HairyNapalm (12:41:19 PM): i didnt
HairyNapalm (12:41:24 PM): im cool like that
HairyNapalm (12:41:41 PM): i just went to mr skin dot com
Scarbledeblack (12:42:34 PM): http://www.mrskin.com
HairyNapalm (12:42:44 PM): whats that?
HairyNapalm (12:46:11 PM): i think you've jumped the shark
HairyNapalm (12:46:14 PM): dot com
HairyNapalm (12:46:18 PM): dot org
Scarbledeblack (12:47:46 PM): dot fag
Scarbledeblack (12:47:55 PM): http://www.livejournal.fag
Scarbledeblack (12:48:05 PM): I've just had a great idea.
HairyNapalm (12:48:07 PM): register it
Scarbledeblack (12:48:08 PM): :D
HairyNapalm (12:48:09 PM): i know
HairyNapalm (12:48:40 PM): and its all thanks to me
HairyNapalm (12:48:45 PM): your welcome
HairyNapalm (12:48:51 PM): ungrateful bastard
HairyNapalm (12:49:15 PM): ONE A DAY MY EYE
HairyNapalm (12:50:34 PM): WHY EYE OUGHTA
Scarbledeblack (12:51:56 PM): Awta eata bagga cokku.
HairyNapalm (12:52:03 PM): whats the idea?
Scarbledeblack (12:52:17 PM): Are you followin' me?
HairyNapalm (12:52:42 PM): yes, i've managed to get a hold of you ssn so far
HairyNapalm (12:53:05 PM): now all i need is your address
HairyNapalm (12:53:11 PM): address, please
Scarbledeblack (12:53:29 PM): 613-44-2205?
Scarbledeblack (12:53:54 PM): Well I guess that just leaves 4435 Ohio Street
Scarbledeblack (12:54:00 PM): San Diego, Ca
Scarbledeblack (12:54:04 PM): 92116
Scarbledeblack (12:54:09 PM): Apartment 10.
HairyNapalm (12:54:57 PM): i am ted kasinski's reincarnate, just to let you know what kinda action your gonna be gettin in a week or two
HairyNapalm (12:55:08 PM): is ted still alive?
HairyNapalm (12:55:18 PM): if so, my religion is shot
Scarbledeblack (12:55:45 PM): He's in stasis.
Scarbledeblack (12:56:04 PM): They sent him to Jupiter. I guess you could argue that you're the borrowed soul vessel of Ted.
HairyNapalm (12:56:19 PM): thats good enough for me
HairyNapalm (12:56:39 PM): remember
HairyNapalm (12:56:48 PM): ticking packages are your friend
Scarbledeblack (12:57:15 PM): I will attempt to have sex with any ticking packages I might recieve between now and your imminent death.
Scarbledeblack (12:57:20 PM): Or however you spell that.
HairyNapalm (12:58:11 PM): its spelled "sean likes to stomp on nick's hairy love muffins"
HairyNapalm (12:58:46 PM): dont forget the s in sean
HairyNapalm (12:58:50 PM): like last time
HairyNapalm (12:59:12 PM): i had to have a big discussion with your teacher
HairyNapalm (12:59:17 PM): she was not pleased
HairyNapalm (12:59:29 PM): although i did get a free lolipop outta the deal
HairyNapalm (12:59:35 PM): that kicked ass
HairyNapalm (1:00:01 PM): that and i slept with her
HairyNapalm (1:00:20 PM): but the lolipop i found more satisfying
HairyNapalm (1:00:26 PM): not as sticky
HairyNapalm (1:01:10 PM): hey, you know you havent stopped talking since you IMed me?
HairyNapalm (1:01:29 PM): you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle
Scarbledeblack (1:03:26 PM): w
HairyNapalm (1:03:41 PM): i vote yes
Scarbledeblack (1:14:55 PM): Is this the end of our conversation then?
HairyNapalm (1:15:01 PM): no
Scarbledeblack (1:15:03 PM): Because I don't want it to ever stop.
HairyNapalm (1:15:29 PM): i plan on at least three more periods of awkward silence
HairyNapalm (1:15:34 PM): i want to feel at home
HairyNapalm (1:16:12 PM): i guess this is the first one
Scarbledeblack (1:16:24 PM): No, this is just a warm-up silence.
HairyNapalm (1:16:44 PM): why do you always have to disagree with me??
Scarbledeblack (1:16:49 PM): The real silence comes when I ask for your opinion on something and then walk away from the computer, leaving you wondering if your opinion offended me.
Scarbledeblack (1:16:54 PM): I don't.
HairyNapalm (1:16:57 PM): im taking the kids
Scarbledeblack (1:16:58 PM): You're wrong.
Scarbledeblack (1:17:05 PM): I killed them.
HairyNapalm (1:17:17 PM): if i offended you, id be so damn happy
Scarbledeblack (1:17:26 PM): I know. You never will.
HairyNapalm (1:17:49 PM): YOU LOSE. I WONT BE WONDERING AT ALL NOW
Scarbledeblack (1:18:10 PM): Unless I'm lying, which I do frequently
Scarbledeblack (1:18:12 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:13 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:14 PM): .
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): /.
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): /
Scarbledeblack (1:18:15 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:18:33 PM): so there is a chance for my happiness after all
HairyNapalm (1:18:42 PM): i doubt it
Scarbledeblack (1:18:47 PM): soup
HairyNapalm (1:18:49 PM): mhm
HairyNapalm (1:18:57 PM): break me off a piece of that
HairyNapalm (1:20:51 PM): whats your opinion on art?
HairyNapalm (1:20:55 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:56 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:57 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:20:58 PM): .
HairyNapalm (1:21:01 PM): +
HairyNapalm (1:21:03 PM): )
HairyNapalm (1:21:08 PM): ~
HairyNapalm (1:21:16 PM): <^>
Scarbledeblack (1:21:26 PM): What?
Scarbledeblack (1:21:31 PM): Art?
HairyNapalm (1:21:44 PM): yeah what do you think of him?
Scarbledeblack (1:21:45 PM): The crotch of these jeans, in the area just left of the zipper where, by complete coincidence, I also happen to rub myself whenever I am bored, has a hole in it through which I can see my Gumbi boxers, which, also coincidentally, has a hole in it in exactly the same spot. That is art.
HairyNapalm (1:22:12 PM): you take things too seriously
Scarbledeblack (1:22:19 PM): Masturbation is art.
Scarbledeblack (1:22:23 PM): So is celebacy.
HairyNapalm (1:22:28 PM): i withdraw the question
HairyNapalm (1:22:31 PM): nevermind
Scarbledeblack (1:22:32 PM): So are Huey, Dewey and Louie.
HairyNapalm (1:22:40 PM): i call him louis
Scarbledeblack (1:22:51 PM): Frenchy, huh?
HairyNapalm (1:22:57 PM): no, just gay
HairyNapalm (1:23:03 PM): actually your right
HairyNapalm (1:23:08 PM): it is frenchy
HairyNapalm (1:23:12 PM): or is it
Scarbledeblack (1:23:26 PM): Frenchie.
HairyNapalm (1:23:27 PM): im in the mood for gumbo all of a sudden
HairyNapalm (1:23:36 PM): frenchie is a piece of ass
Scarbledeblack (1:23:42 PM): Or Frenchoise
HairyNapalm (1:24:10 PM): id stick it to her and her pink hair
Scarbledeblack (1:27:14 PM): http://www.wnbc.com/news/3647539/detail.html
Scarbledeblack (1:27:27 PM): Efyiu isn't in the running, but s/he does make some good points.
HairyNapalm (1:32:55 PM): i think catholicism should get it over with already and become a huge commercial endeavor
HairyNapalm (1:33:25 PM): start advertising on upn
Scarbledeblack (1:33:29 PM): The Mormons are winning THAT game.
HairyNapalm (1:33:46 PM): friendly competition
Scarbledeblack (1:33:47 PM): SHITBURGER
HairyNapalm (1:34:04 PM): sure, they can use that in their marketing
HairyNapalm (1:34:14 PM): i see big success
Scarbledeblack (1:34:15 PM): Made with real Jesus shit.
HairyNapalm (1:34:37 PM): the pope's carcass is the new mascot
HairyNapalm (1:34:41 PM): jesus is so old hat
HairyNapalm (1:34:56 PM): the popes been dead for ten years
HairyNapalm (1:35:04 PM): he just hasnt figured that out yet
Scarbledeblack (1:35:04 PM): Jesus isn't even dead.
HairyNapalm (1:35:14 PM): for serious
Scarbledeblack (1:35:18 PM): He came back to save us from our sins.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:24 PM): By battling Satan.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:27 PM): IN HELL.
HairyNapalm (1:35:32 PM): with battlebots
Scarbledeblack (1:35:37 PM): What a hardass. I'd drink goats blood to that.
Scarbledeblack (1:35:45 PM): Nono, Battletoads.
HairyNapalm (1:36:00 PM): and double dragons
HairyNapalm (1:36:07 PM): kick fuckin ass
Scarbledeblack (1:36:21 PM): AND Three Ninjas.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:26 PM): And the Turtles.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:32 PM): Jesus really didn't do much.
Scarbledeblack (1:36:38 PM): Satan was boned from the start.
HairyNapalm (1:37:08 PM): and splinter can whack some random dude in the corner amidst all the glorious violence
HairyNapalm (1:37:18 PM): with his cane, mind you
Scarbledeblack (1:37:36 PM): His MENTALLY GENERATED cane.
Scarbledeblack (1:37:49 PM): It's made of that shit Yoda's race eats for midichlorian recharges.
Scarbledeblack (1:37:59 PM): God, what a nerd I am.
HairyNapalm (1:38:34 PM): yeah, ill agree
HairyNapalm (1:39:00 PM): yoda doesnt even have a race in the movie
Scarbledeblack (1:39:18 PM): He's a Muppet, fool. Like David Bowie.
Scarbledeblack (1:39:22 PM): And Sting.
HairyNapalm (1:39:35 PM): sting vs jesus
Scarbledeblack (1:39:37 PM): And that chick with the hair.
HairyNapalm (1:39:42 PM): round 1
HairyNapalm (1:39:46 PM): fight!
Scarbledeblack (1:40:17 PM): ...what are they doing? They're ... singing? "Jesus loves the little children?"
Scarbledeblack (1:40:28 PM): What the fuck IS this? KICK SOME ASS JESUS.
Scarbledeblack (1:40:35 PM): STING, YOU PUSSY!
HairyNapalm (1:41:13 PM): everyones a pussy. satan needs to come in and blast some ac/dc to get everyone pumped up
HairyNapalm (1:41:33 PM): satan throwing the horns up
HairyNapalm (1:41:44 PM): that image kicks too much ass
HairyNapalm (1:41:56 PM): i hard to handle, i might shed a tear
HairyNapalm (1:42:04 PM): a tear of joy
Scarbledeblack (1:42:59 PM): I'm picturing that dude from Legend holding both fists up in the "Rock and Roll" gesture with a long Kiss tongue dripping blood, screaming at the audience.
HairyNapalm (1:44:05 PM): that dude from legend had a butt chin, but i was too busy masturbating to that chicks cleavage to really care
HairyNapalm (1:44:22 PM): those were the good old days
HairyNapalm (1:44:33 PM): i think i was 4
HairyNapalm (1:44:51 PM): time flies
Scarbledeblack (1:46:25 PM): There's a danger in masturbating to that movie. The clevage shots were all interspersed with shots of the devil guy eating. Pictures of satan's mouth still give me a boner.
HairyNapalm (1:47:30 PM): oh, chubby by association
HairyNapalm (1:48:16 PM): so if you jerked off in cold showers, youd be fucked
HairyNapalm (1:48:26 PM): i think ive gone crosseyed
HairyNapalm (1:57:43 PM): one down
Scarbledeblack (2:09:26 PM): You're just bound and determined to out-comment me, aren't you?
HairyNapalm (2:09:39 PM): what ever so do you mean?
Scarbledeblack (2:10:36 PM): I will win this game.
HairyNapalm (2:11:25 PM): dont make me sic splinter after you
Scarbledeblack (2:11:57 PM): You wouldn't DARE.
Scarbledeblack (2:12:08 PM): Also, you didn't rise to the challenge of my image-fu match
Scarbledeblack (2:12:10 PM): Loser.
HairyNapalm (2:12:15 PM): fuck that
HairyNapalm (2:12:39 PM): i once saw splinter take down an army of cockroaches
HairyNapalm (2:12:59 PM): i just sit back and enjoy the show now
Scarbledeblack (2:13:11 PM): Those were banana slugs. And that was your sister. And she had sex with them, not fought them.
HairyNapalm (2:13:52 PM): ill just think of the opposite of what you said just now
HairyNapalm (2:14:05 PM): this is hard to do
HairyNapalm (2:14:13 PM): how do you manage?
Scarbledeblack (2:14:28 PM): My older brother having not-sex with inside-out banana slugs.
HairyNapalm (2:14:56 PM): i once had not-sex with a german schoolboy
HairyNapalm (2:15:09 PM): in his little not-gay outfit
HairyNapalm (2:35:47 PM): if you cant win, erase all evidence
HairyNapalm (2:36:03 PM): thats what old nixon used to say
Scarbledeblack (2:37:10 PM): what
Scarbledeblack (2:37:13 PM): Oh, that.
Scarbledeblack (2:37:20 PM): I intended to do that from the beginning.
Scarbledeblack (2:37:29 PM): Why do you think I was commenting so much.
HairyNapalm (2:38:04 PM): thats right, usually you forget how to use the reply to this button
Scarbledeblack (2:39:44 PM): Hey, what was your name again? You told me but I wasn't carign.
Scarbledeblack (2:39:49 PM): *caring
HairyNapalm (2:39:53 PM): hey, wouldnt it be funny to like, delete the community and blame it on LJ abuse?
Scarbledeblack (2:40:18 PM): No, because then I'd have to go around finding NEW people to make me laugh.
HairyNapalm (2:40:36 PM): well, you can undelete it right?
HairyNapalm (2:40:40 PM): afterwards
Scarbledeblack (2:40:51 PM): +-I have no idea. I'm computarded.
HairyNapalm (2:41:13 PM): like that one dude hollywoodphil
HairyNapalm (2:41:35 PM): fuck it
HairyNapalm (2:41:39 PM): lame idea
HairyNapalm (2:41:41 PM): nevermind
Scarbledeblack (2:41:48 PM): No, that was enickmatic I think.
Scarbledeblack (2:41:53 PM): Or it might have been pdanielson
HairyNapalm (2:44:25 PM): or how about this?
HairyNapalm (2:44:29 PM): ban yourself
HairyNapalm (2:44:40 PM): and then blame it on a newly hired mod
Scarbledeblack (2:45:45 PM): There you go.
HairyNapalm (2:46:20 PM): and then declare war on the mod "responsible," followed by spamming and the like
HairyNapalm (2:47:11 PM): you should rename the comm "seans_entertainment"
Scarbledeblack (2:48:14 PM): I fucking wish that were true.
Scarbledeblack (2:48:41 PM): Ok, I've got ashcanprobably, enickmatic...
Scarbledeblack (2:48:43 PM): Who else...
HairyNapalm (2:48:49 PM): myrch
HairyNapalm (2:51:19 PM): it would make no sense not to have him as a mod now, what with you telling him he'd never be a mod
Scarbledeblack (2:51:29 PM): No, he's really never going to be a mod.
HairyNapalm (2:51:32 PM): haha
Scarbledeblack (2:51:49 PM): he tries too hard for the "i'm better than this" vibe.
HairyNapalm (2:53:46 PM): okay, well you did say patrick swayze was in the lead
HairyNapalm (2:55:49 PM): of the fake contest
Scarbledeblack (3:05:07 PM): SUre. Bye.
Scarbledeblack signed off at 3:07:04 PM.
Scarbledeblack signed on at 3:10:19 PM.
HairyNapalm (3:42:53 PM): wtf, youre still on?
Scarbledeblack (3:42:58 PM): Sure.
Scarbledeblack (3:43:01 PM): I just got back.
Scarbledeblack (3:43:05 PM): Go troll.
HairyNapalm (3:43:10 PM): no i just got back
HairyNapalm (3:43:15 PM): i dont troll
Scarbledeblack (3:43:18 PM): Learn.
HairyNapalm (3:43:26 PM): actually i do
HairyNapalm (3:43:31 PM): i was lying
Scarbledeblack (3:43:34 PM): lebinj said you were a cocksmoker.
HairyNapalm (3:43:34 PM): i do that often
HairyNapalm (3:43:52 PM): whos lebinj?
Scarbledeblack (3:44:13 PM): camel_spider
Scarbledeblack (3:44:20 PM): You could text message his phone.
HairyNapalm (3:45:46 PM): so could you
Scarbledeblack (3:47:40 PM): I just did.
HairyNapalm (3:47:48 PM): good
Scarbledeblack (3:48:25 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=camel_spider
HairyNapalm (3:48:39 PM): i know how to fuckin do it
HairyNapalm (3:52:13 PM): how bout i just hack into his computer and fry his harddrive?
Scarbledeblack (3:52:21 PM): yes please!
HairyNapalm (3:52:31 PM): okay, but only after you
HairyNapalm (3:52:56 PM): you know how to hack?
HairyNapalm (3:53:22 PM): Learn.
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HairyNapalm (5:34:27 PM): blah
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