Since pdanielson is just now finally making the rounds, I thought it a good time to change things up a bit. I call upon everyone that has written a limerick previously, or in joffy's case "freestyle limerick-esque nonsense-infused slam poetry", to create one regarding themselves. I can see there's a lot of possible realms for abuse that were not covered and I'd hate to see them overlooked. I have happily initiated the self-loathing below and expect you to follow suit. C'mon, Entertainers, let's beat this already beaten dead horse some more!
I'm a self-proclaimed sensation Whose website lacks adulation No one really cares For my unfunny wares My writing requires cessation